They say your brain makes you forget the whole experience just to trick you into doing it again. HA! Got you there, brain. I wrote all that crap down. See you when I hit menopause, crazy hormones. If you're expecting and looking for a port in the storm, I hope my story helps. I know the internet was a great source of comfort to me when I was gestating.
My story is unvarnished and not a little bit sarcastic, but it has a really happy ending.
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| Photo: The Robeau |
Out of the closets...into the streets!
The Awkward In-Between Stage
The Halfway Mark
The Bladder as a Speedbag: My Continued Adventures in Gestatin'
Is It Safe?
Ahahahahahaha!!!
The Rule of Threes
Up and to the LEFT
Breech of Contract
Magnum P.I. and the contents of my uterus
Introducing Lenny!
Lenny's Detailed Birth Story
*With apologies to the late great Harvey Pekar.
